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Inflatable Party Pete Penis
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RRP £19.23
You Pay: £9.23
Catalogue No: N0811
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The inflatable Party Pete is the best party entertainer around, grab everyones attention with this Party Pecker.
Blow it up and liven up your party!!!!
Perfect gift for hen/stag night or any adult occasion.
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Ms Eva Love Ewe Inflatable Party Sheep
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RRP £16.98
You Pay: £6.98
Catalogue No: N0831
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Meet Eva, the love Ewe! This sheep with the large sex drive is a scream at stag nights and adult parties guaranteed to go down well with any partygoer! Perfect gift for hen/stag night or any Welsh men!
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Ms Piglet Inflatable Party Pig
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RRP £20.24
You Pay: £10.24
Catalogue No: N0832
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Steal the show with the lovely Ms. Piglet inflatable pig sex doll. Perfect for stag nights and birthdays, Ms. Piglet demands attention wherever she appears. Perfect gift for hen/stag night or any adult occasion
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Strong Sexy Stud Playing Cards
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RRP £11.54
You Pay: £1.54
Catalogue No: N0838
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Heres one for the ladies, 54 red hot playing cards featuring strong muscular studs showing off in the nude. Erections abound in this deck of cards, guaranteed to get any hot blooded female hot under the collar. Perfect gift for hen nights or any adult occasion.
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XXX Rated playing cards
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RRP £15.25
You Pay: £5.25
Catalogue No: N0839
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54 Uncensored, 100% hardcore poker size playing cards. These are the real thing, so hard we had to censor these shots! Featuring penetration, cum shots, lesbians and much more. Guaranteed to add a bit of spice to any card game. Perfect gift for stag/hen night or any adult occasion.
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Good Head One Shots
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RRP £25.12
You Pay: £15.12
Catalogue No: N1548
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Good head oral delight gel is sure to get your partner into a licking frenzy. Comes in five fantastic flavours: mystical mint, wild cherry, juicy passion fruit, sweet strawberry and sexy cinnamon.
Rub some on and get ready for some red hot oral action!
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Fleur D`Amour
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RRP £13.96
You Pay: £3.96
Catalogue No: N2509
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A great idea for a Valentines gift.
The Fleur DAmour is an artificial rose that has instructions for intimate actions printed on the inside of the petals.
Take turns peeling back the petals and then carry out the instructions to each other.
Once used the petals will push back into place ready to be used another time.
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Sports Ball Gag
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RRP £13.89
You Pay: £3.89
Catalogue No: N2393
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Exact your revenge next time the football is on with the Sports ball Gag.
Perfect for the partner who refuses to shut up and stop talking FOOTBALL!!!!
A perfect gift idea for Christmas.
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Candy Panty
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RRP £16.55
You Pay: £6.55
Catalogue No: N2441
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Who could resist lingerie made from sweets?
This fabulous g-string panty is made from hundreds of sherbety sweets just like the sweet necklaces and bracelets you buy from the sweet shop.
Great fun and great fruit taste, slip them on and let him nibble them off.
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Sensual Gift Collection
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RRP £21.15
You Pay: £11.15
Catalogue No: N2285
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The ultimate body experience!
Experience the magical feelings of the Sensual Gift Collection.
This selection of water-soluble and non-staining lotions and gels are perfect for those intimate, romantic moments.
Included is a bottle of hot cherry flavoured warming body lotion, a bottle of wild strawberry flavoured body gel and a bottle of massage lotion.
The perfect gift for the perfect partner!
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For Lovers Weekend Kit
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RRP £21.15
You Pay: £11.15
Catalogue No: N2286
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Just the thing for a romantic weekend together.
This great quality kit contains a collection of romantic products that will help you both get fired up and ready for love.
Included in the kit are a sachet of body butter, jot jelly and 2 motion lotions, a feather duster and body dust and a pot of body paint.
Guaranteed to get you in the mood for love.
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Body Cocktails Gift Set
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RRP £21.73
You Pay: £11.73
Catalogue No: N2287
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Set the mood for a romantic evening in with this sumptuous massage oil set.
Ultra smooth and sensuous to the touch Body Cocktails from Doc Johnson come in 3 flavours, Strawberry Daiquiri, Golden Amaretto and Pink Champagne.
Just a few drops are all you need for an intimate massage.
These oils smell and taste delicious and make an ideal gift for that special person.
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Come on England Candy G-String
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RRP £16.55
You Pay: £6.55
Catalogue No: N3585
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Come on England!
Score for your team with this fantastic Candy G-String with St George Cross emblazoned across the front.
Made from those little candy beads that you loved so much as a kid!
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Come on England Candy Bra
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RRP £16.55
You Pay: £6.55
Catalogue No: N3586
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Come on England!
Score for your team with this fantastic Candy Bra with St George Crosses emblazoned across the front of each cup.
Made from those little candy beads that you loved so much as a kid!
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Come on England Candy Posing Pouch
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RRP £16.55
You Pay: £6.55
Catalogue No: N3587
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Come on England!
Score for your team with this fantastic Candy Posing Pouch with St George Cross emblazoned across the front.
Made from those little candy beads that you loved so much as a kid!
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Candy Bra
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RRP £16.55
You Pay: £6.55
Catalogue No: N3101
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Who could resist lingerie made from sweets?
This fabulous bra is made from hundreds of sherbety sweets just like the sweet necklaces and bracelets you buy from the sweet shop.
Great fun and great fruit taste, slip it on and then let him nibble it off.
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Sex Bomb
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RRP £15.55
You Pay: £5.55
Catalogue No: N2462
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The perfect Valentines gift for the perfect partner!
The Sex Bomb is a bomb shaped tin complete with a wick that contains 12 high-quality chocolates adorned with lipstick kisses in pink and black. Guaranteed to get your lovers attention.
Perfect for any occasion.
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Willie Candle
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RRP £14.45
You Pay: £4.45
Catalogue No: N2463
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This pink willie candle complete with silly grin makes a great gift for any adult ocassion.
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After Dinner Nipples
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RRP £15.78
You Pay: £5.78
Catalogue No: N2464
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Finish off a romantic meal together with these tasty after dinner mints.
The box is styled in the shape of classic after dinner mints but contains small mint fondant filled dark chocolate nipples.
A great gift for any adult occasion.
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After Dinner Sinners
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RRP £15.55
You Pay: £5.55
Catalogue No: N2465
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A box of lovemaking images on orange flavoured plain chocolate.
Guaranteed to brighten up any party.
Makes a great gift for any adult occasion.
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After Dinner Willies
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RRP £15.55
You Pay: £5.55
Catalogue No: N2466
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Finish off a romantic meal together with these tasty after dinner mints.
The box is styled in the shape of classic after dinner mints but contains small mint fondant filled dark chocolate willies.
Great gift for any adult occasion.
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Sin Tin
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2467
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Forgive me for I have sinned!
This sexy little tin is full of milk chocolate boobs, bums and willies.
Sure to tempt anybody!
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Willie Bath Bomb
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RRP £14.45
You Pay: £4.45
Catalogue No: N2468
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Pop this willie shaped bath bomb into your bath to enjoy the most sensuous experience.
Let the willie do the work while you enjoy the softened water.
Makes a great gift for any adult occasion.
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X-Rated Tattoos
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RRP £12.22
You Pay: £2.22
Catalogue No: N2469
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Show your wicked side with these fabulous temporary tattoos.
Colourful and cheeky you get 13 different tattoos in each pack.
The tattoos are waterproof and non-toxic.
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Succulent Peppermint Peckers
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2470
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A tin full of peppermint peckers makes the perfect gift for any adult occasion.
Extra strong and sugar free.
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Knobs & Knockers
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RRP £15.55
You Pay: £5.55
Catalogue No: N2471
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A selection of Knobs and Knockers in high quality chocolate with a scrumptious caramel filling.
Makes a perfect gift for any adult occasion!
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Chocolate Body Paint with Brush
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RRP £13.89
You Pay: £3.89
Catalogue No: N2472
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Drip, paint, squirt or spread it on and then lick it off!
Chocolate body paint is great fun and makes foreplay even better.
Comes complete with a brush to bring out the artist in you!
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Stressticles
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2473
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Is the man in your life getting you down?
Get your revenge with these stress relieving stressticles.
Give em a squeeze or a bash and you will feel a whole lot better!
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Jelly Boobs
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2475
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The perfect gift for Valentines or any adult occasion.
A box full of fruit flavoured jelly sweets shaped like a pair of breasts.
Sure to bring a smile!
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Jelly Willies
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2476
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The perfect gift for Valentines or any adult occasion.
A box full of fruit flavoured jelly sweets shaped like willies.
Sure to raise a cheer!
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Lust Dust
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RRP £12.22
You Pay: £2.22
Catalogue No: N2477
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Sprinkle some of this Lemon Sherbet flavoured Lust Dust onto any part of the body and get your partner to nibble and lick it off!
Tingling foreplay fun!
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Dickie Bow
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RRP £12.22
You Pay: £2.22
Catalogue No: N2478
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For the well dressed willie!
Make your dickie look dapper with this willie bow tie!
Makes a great gift for that special man.
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Bulging Briefs
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RRP £12.78
You Pay: £2.78
Catalogue No: N2479
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Has your man got bulging briefs?
If not then maybe you need to get some.
This Brief shaped box is bulging at the seams and filled with yummy milk chocolate willies.
The perfect gift for any adult occasion!
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Naughty Knickers
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RRP £12.78
You Pay: £2.78
Catalogue No: N2480
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Having trouble getting your woman into sexy undies?
Then give her a pair of chocolate filled Naughty Knickers.
This knicker shaped box is filled with milk chocolate naughty bits.
Guaranteed to be a big hit with any girl!
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Peppermint Nipples
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RRP £13.33
You Pay: £3.33
Catalogue No: N2481
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Pop a peppermint nipple into your mouth for some minty refreshment.
This sexy little tin is full of pert, peppermint nipples and makes a great gift for an adult occasion.
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Edible Thong
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RRP £14.45
You Pay: £4.45
Catalogue No: N2482
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How could he resist you when you are wearing this little number?
This thong is 100% edible so he can lick, nibble and suck it off.
Makes foreplay great.
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Willie Warmers - 1 eye monster
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RRP £14.45
You Pay: £4.45
Catalogue No: N2483
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For the perfect pecker!
Choose from one of these five willie warmers.
1. One Eyed Monster
2. Heart Throb
3. Super Stud (complete with condom in pocket)
4. Sexy Beast
5. Trouser Snake
Makes an ideal Valentines gift.
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Sensuality Bath Salts
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RRP £13.96
You Pay: £3.96
Catalogue No: N2490
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Heat up your tub without using the hot water!
5oz Honeysuckle bath salts and 5 waterproof sensuality activity cards to enjoy with your partner in the bath.
Each sensuality activity card contains suggestions for relaxing romantic things you and your lover can do together in the bath.
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With Love Rose Scented Petals
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RRP £13.62
You Pay: £3.62
Catalogue No: N2590
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Dozens and dozens of silk, rose scented petals in a handy re-usable pot.
Spread them generously over any romantic location or create a path for love to find you!
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Wedding Night Kit
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RRP £31.75
You Pay: £21.75
Catalogue No: N2591
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The perfect gift for the perfect couple!
Forget sets of saucepans and food blenders, give your friends the wedding present that they really want!
Perfect for finishing of the big day, they took their vows, cut the cake and danced the night away now give them something for a sensuous and relaxing night together.
Included in the box are four relaxing bath beads, a bottle of Honeysuckle warming massage oil, a bottle of peach bubble bath, a bottle of Jasmine Massage oil and luxu... 
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Rose Petal Soap Flakes
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RRP £16.04
You Pay: £6.04
Catalogue No: N3154
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Lavish the love of your life with these exquisite Rose Petals made from soap.
In each box is a complete red rose and dozens of pink and red rose petals all made from rose scented soap.
Place them in the bath for a sensual experience.
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Boob Soap on a Rope
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RRP £17.25
You Pay: £7.25
Catalogue No: N3205
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The perfect gift for the man who has everything!
Give him Dannis Boob Soap on a Rope and he will be happy as a sand boy while keeping clean with these hand size replicas of Dannis 32FF boobs.
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Your Perfect Partner
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RRP £26.96
You Pay: £16.96
Catalogue No: N3391
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Your Perfect Partner, and you thought she didnt exist!
The woman of your dreams is finally here with her beer holder head (so you will always know where it is), accommodating mouth (but she cant speak), 100% natural breasts that wont sag as she gets older, hands with no fingers (so she cant spend your money) and weighted feet so she cant wander in front of the TV!
The perfect gift for the man who has everything.
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Fukitol Stress Reliever
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RRP £14.62
You Pay: £4.62
Catalogue No: N3364
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Although not a sex toy we thought this executive stress reliver would make a funny gift for an adult occasion. The large soft foam tablet comes in a package that states;
Over-worked? Under-paid? Unable to get laid? Try this prescription!
Take two and shut the f*ck up!
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Peni Travel Razor and Case
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RRP £16.30
You Pay: £6.30
Catalogue No: N3751
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The perfect gift for the new Bride on her wedding night or on her honeymoon!
Make sure she is prim and proper, and well trimmed with this usable razor with safety guard and complete with a bright pink penis shaped travel case.
Guaranteed raise a smile!
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Peni Oven Mitt
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RRP £14.85
You Pay: £4.85
Catalogue No: N3744
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The perfect gift for the bride to be!
Kit her out ready for preparing meals for her new hubby with the Peni Oven Mitt.
Guaranteed to raise a smile!
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Peni Party Candles
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RRP £14.24
You Pay: £4.24
Catalogue No: N3747
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The perfect decoration for a saucy cake!
A pack of 4 high quality candles in bright colours that are little penises doing acrobatics.
Adds a whole new meaning to ‘Blow the candles out.
Great for hen nights, birthdays and any other adult celebration.
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Funky Monkey - female
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RRP £17.16
You Pay: £7.16
Catalogue No: N3745
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Soft fabric monkeys with their naughty bits exposed, sticks to any smooth surface.
Great for the bride and grooms car!
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Penis Party Tray
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RRP £14.36
You Pay: £4.36
Catalogue No: N3750
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Great for putting your nibbly bits and shaped like a, er, nibbly bit!
Complement the saucy theme for a hen party or any other adult party with this hilarious Penis Party Snack Tray.
With 3 compartments you can put and snack or crudités in the penis and fill the balls with dips.
Brilliant!
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Peni Clip
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RRP £12.68
You Pay: £2.68
Catalogue No: N3752
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The perfect gift for the bride to be or for a hen night party bag!
This pink clip is ideal for re-sealing bags of snacks while raising a smile at the same time.
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